would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
i feel like too many tumblr users just look at something and think “how can i interpret this in a way that makes me morally superior to everyone else”
I think you just did that to all of tumblr…
I was about to try to think of a witty retort when I realized yes that’s exactly what I’m doing
u know those people that make u laugh no matter what yes i am talking about me
I WAS MEANT TO SEND A DOCUMENT TO A TEACHER AND I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THIS
MY TEACHER CAME UP TO ME TODAY AND ASKED WHAT WAS WITH MY OBSESSION OVER BRITNEY AND CHEETOS
i often think about what i’ll say to you the next time i see you
if i ever do.
i bet your smell is different now;
i bet i’ll fucking hate it.
